Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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