Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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