I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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