Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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