You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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