David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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