it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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