Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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