Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Two words: blizzard sex
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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