4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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