No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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