people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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