Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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