umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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