If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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