thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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