apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
my sisters under your porch take her home
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
