I accidentally burped into my bong.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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