Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Alive.
So much puke
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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