I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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