Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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