It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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