your room smells of hookers.
And success
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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