Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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