I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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