I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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