Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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