I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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