If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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