Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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