I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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