I could make wine with my vomit
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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