What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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