he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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