just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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