They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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