She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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