Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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