Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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