Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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