So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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