Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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