O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
