dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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