Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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