did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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