Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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