So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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