I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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