so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
only if we run a train.
done.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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