Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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