I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
