people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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