weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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