This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My liver just had a heart attack.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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